Butthead

The brain is justifiably proud. He guides the rest on what to do. The muscle is not happy. He is always doing all the work. One day, they quarrel on who should be the leader. The butt is fed up with the petty arguing. So he stops working. A few days pass. The muscle is weaken and the brain is woozy because shit is accumulating. So they beg the butt to be the leader. So now you know why the arsehole is always the leader.

What Would You Like For Dinner?

Man: Where would you like to go for dinner? Any preference?

Woman: No, anything will do.

Man: OK, Let's go for Japanese food.

Woman: Oh, no. I just had that for lunch yesterday.

Man: What about Chinese food?

Woman: No, I don't fancy that.

Man: Let's try the new Korean BBQ.

Woman: I just washed my hair. It will make my hair smell of smoke.

Man: That leave good old western fare then.

Woman: No, let's try something else.

Man: So, what do you want to eat?

Woman: Anything.

Man: ........

(This is not exactly a joke. That is my experience with more than one woman.) 

The Intelligent Man

God created Adam and Eve.  He gave Adam a brain to allow him to be smart, creative and to hold intelligent conversations with Eve. He also gave Adam the organ for reproduction, so that his offspring can populate the whole Earth. Adam and Eve were very happy. However, God took Eve aside to give her the bad news. God said, “Eve, you must know that I only created Adam with enough blood to use either his brain or penis, one at a time."