Who's The Lunatic?

This is from the supposedly true account of an author/ researcher who studied lunatics in China.

The woman squatted for hours under an umbrella, staring at the ground. Nobody has been able to get her to speak. Nobody understand what is wrong with her.
A researcher decided to gain empathy by doing the same thing. He squatted beside her, under an umbrella for 10 days, before she noticed him.
The first words she uttered was,"Hey, are you a mushroom too?"

Bar Squabble

Two tough guys are drinking at a bar. The older man starts to insult the younger man.
He yelled,"I slept with your mother!"
The bar was deadly silent everyone held their breathe and waited to see what the other man will do.
The older tough yelled again,"I said I slept with your mother!"
The other man finally sighed and said,"Time to go home dad. You are drunk."

Hole In The Fence

A man was walking beside a tall wooden fence. He can hear a group of people chanting, "Fifteen! Fifteen! Fifteen!" His curiousity was piqued. He saw a hole in the fence and bent over to peek. A finger stabbed him in the eye. Immediately, the chanting rose an octave and changed to,"Sixteen! Sixteen! Sixteen!"