God created Adam and Eve. He gave Adam a brain to allow him to be smart,
creative and to hold intelligent conversations with Eve. He also gave Adam the organ
for reproduction, so that his offspring can populate the whole Earth. Adam and
Eve were very happy. However, God took Eve aside to give her the bad news. God
said, “Eve, you must know that I only created Adam with enough blood to use
either his brain or penis, one at a time."
