An old couple died together at the ripe old age of 110 years. In the last 60 years of their lives, the wife had insisted on a strict diet for both of them to stay healthy.
When they went to heaven, St. Peter brought them to a beautiful mansion. In the dining room, there was a lavish buffet spread with food of all kinds, from seafood to Chinese food, hamburgers and sushi.
St Peter told them, "This is Heaven. This mansion is now your home and all that you see is free for you to enjoy. You can eat and drink as much as you like and not get fat or sick. the best part is - there are no dishes to wash. "
The man glared at his wife, "You and your f*..... oatmeal porridge. We could have been here 50 years ago!"
When they went to heaven, St. Peter brought them to a beautiful mansion. In the dining room, there was a lavish buffet spread with food of all kinds, from seafood to Chinese food, hamburgers and sushi.
St Peter told them, "This is Heaven. This mansion is now your home and all that you see is free for you to enjoy. You can eat and drink as much as you like and not get fat or sick. the best part is - there are no dishes to wash. "
The man glared at his wife, "You and your f*..... oatmeal porridge. We could have been here 50 years ago!"
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