A man was frustrated that his son is always telling lies.
So he bought the latest home electronic craze - a portable lie detector, and set it at the dinner table. The machine would beep loudly when it detects that the person talking is lying.
That evening, the man asked his son, "What did you do after school today?"
The boy replied, "I was at the library"
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"OK, OK, I was at Eddie's house, watching a movie" the boy said.
"What movie did you watch?" the father asked.
"Er...Peter Pan."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"OK, OK, it was a porn movie", confessed the son.
The man yelled, "What? When I was your age I did not even know what porn was."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The wife laughed and said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! He certainly is your son."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The lie detector machine was up for sale on ebay that night.
So he bought the latest home electronic craze - a portable lie detector, and set it at the dinner table. The machine would beep loudly when it detects that the person talking is lying.
That evening, the man asked his son, "What did you do after school today?"
The boy replied, "I was at the library"
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"OK, OK, I was at Eddie's house, watching a movie" the boy said.
"What movie did you watch?" the father asked.
"Er...Peter Pan."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"OK, OK, it was a porn movie", confessed the son.
The man yelled, "What? When I was your age I did not even know what porn was."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The wife laughed and said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! He certainly is your son."
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The lie detector machine was up for sale on ebay that night.
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